me at an expensive 5-star restaurant: i’ll have the chicken tenders
best response to a sexist boyfriend
What’s this from
500 days of summer you dip shit
The whole 1950’s look on evan peters. A+++++.
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”
you don’t get the full experience of tumblr until you’re on
AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE
Has tumblr seen this yet?