what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
ITS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY WITH THE EEVEELUTIONS
IT’S A GOLDEN RETREEVEE.
when u open up ur 5th grade sketch book
is this an example or a reaction
Always wondering what would’ve happened if we both tried.
"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."- (via guy)